Sunday, November 24, 2013

Facebook figured out

    I don't "FB" rather I use regular email to talk to friends. I do so for a variety of practical and biased reasons, all of which have to do with one overriding fact: Facebook sucks. 1st of all, one cannot compose anything of meaning or moderate length on there without losing it or it not fitting because it's built for all the people sharing 1 line of meaningless gibberish and not anything worthwhile. 
   So my emailing, being driven by the same social need in me that drives the the morons to post reams of meaningless drivel on Facebook (hereafter known as "FBing") is the same thing. But I can't "FB" because nobody there pays any attention to anything there that is worthwhile or contains a kernel of truth. Instead they're all busy drawing attention to themselves like 2-year-old children incessantly yelling for attention, "Mommy watch this! look what I'm doing Mommy!"
     In fact, in essence I am saying "mommy, read this!" when I bitch about how FB pisses me off & I don't know why people use it because pages and things on them  change every time I go back to it (my FB page under a pseudonym), indeed, when i am in it and go back to the place I was it is always different, or something is forever gone if I glimpsed it upon leaving the page and make the mistake of trying to go back to see it.
     But I understand finally how FB can be like that and continue to prosper: it doesn't need to be useful or sanely built & laid out because it is for insane, stupid people who are completely happy with half-assed garbage who are keeping it going & making it richer.

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