Showing posts with label donald. Show all posts
Showing posts with label donald. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

President Trump's strategy for Pre K

We should congratulate President Trump for trying takes this country  back to a time when men were men, women were women and I was like 3 in Pre-K and didn't know the rest were hidden in closets

Yes, President Trump's (ouch I am still trying to get used to hearing those two words together) behavior  makes me nostalgic for my days in Pre-K and the echos of  "you idiot"
"moron,"

"fat pig, oink oink,"

 "queer bait,"

"sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me," 

and "I know you are but what am I?" danced in my ears.

addendum:
 If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it's, guess what? Yes! A Duck! Similarly, If it walks like an asshole and it talks like an asshole, guess what? Right again! Trump IS an asshole!So now I'm wondering why so many people voted for & still support an asshole for president. I mean, it's not like he's changed since getting elected.

 If anything, he's gotten even more stupid, racist, sexist, elitist and nasty. I mean he even said after his inauguration"this job is a lot harder than I thought it would be. it's a lot harder than my old job" How effing stupid is that? How presidential is it?

 So, when the Trumpsters were voting, what were they thinking? It seems to me that it was this: 

"It's high time this country has an Asshole for president! When Trump speaks, he sounds just like I do when I'm talking out of my ass & I admire that! I'm voting for Trump!"

Thursday, October 12, 2017

My (not so) brief analysis of (belch) President Donald Trump, the man and his new job.

Trump is a wannabe oligarch. He wants to be the Putin of the West.

 This desire is evident in that he is not only hateful, racist and anti-American, if by "American" we mean it's citizens and our rights rather than our nuclear stockpile, a piece of fabric called "our flag", our military or Money. I assert he's exceedingly stupid as well which in my mind settles the question once and for all if  "people who have made billions are very smart, know how to run a business and therefore this country."

Um, no, Trump is simply more methodical, self centered, greedy and hateful than the people he's scammed money from and now the highest office in this country. But let's not just yet sell the ignoramus hateful  morons short that got him elected. They  voted for him all the while making excuse after excuse for his blatant misogyny, racism, meanness, nastiness and hatefulness (quadruple redundant I know, but that is how bad his mouth and actions are), Showing once again that if you have money, YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING in this world because my assertion is, if he had not been rich, these voters WOULD NOT have voted for him after all the bile he spewed forth during the campaign. His campaign for me was like a Daily Reminder not to even consider voting for him. And why? Duh! But I will repeat for those who endorsed his meanness and voted for him PRECISELY because of it: He's repeatedly shown during his campaign and ever since that he is a hateful, mean sonofabitch that I don't want in the highest office of my country, which, by association,makes all of the people who voted for him THE SAME.

He clearly worships power and money at the expense of the "America" I know, THE CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES who  deserve but STILL don't have access to decent, affordable health and higher education for our children, he's doing everything in his power to undercut  those things even more while lying his stupid arse off about it.

 It turns out that while Putin is highly intelligent, by contrast, Trump is f**king stupid like  a carnival barker, which is exceedingly  dangerous in his current position.

 A friend said about his coworker recently "Everything that comes out of that boy's mouth is f**king stupid." The coworker, he said,  supports Trump and believes aliens gave us all our technology. The scary part is that our POTUS believes similar nonsense and also DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING OF SUBSTANCE EVER except BAD things that he comes up with that hurts entire groups of people  in this country. And when he's not attempting to use his office to hurt and demean entire groups of people, the only other thing he ever says is how great and wonderful  a job he is doing about everything.

 Trump's presidency is just continuation of con job he pulled getting there that depended upon the fears and prejudices of his supporters and the state level Republican gerrymandering to win the outdated, ANTI-DEMOCRATIC Electoral College.

 From putting a flunky son-in-law in charge of EVERYTHING, to the hate, bullshit and total nonsense spewing from his nasty pie hole, now we (intelligent nice people who didn't vote for the sonofabitch) really know how he got rich: with BULLSHIT.

But then what does an ex-stripper know about such things? What I hear and see, that's what.

Thursday, May 4, 2017

the real reason Clinton lost, redux

If you're one of those people wondering why the world is the way it is and thinking "I know it can be better", but cannot quite pin down  the answers to your question, I have:

The world is the way it is because (long ago)you've (we've) given control of it to a cadre of mostly nameless, faceless  people within and behind giant corporations to run and continue enriching themselves.

 Some we know by name, such as President Donald Trump, who, in his first 100 days in office,  has assaulted the environment, health care AND the  regulatory reform of Wall Street that came after the 2008 just to name a few things of interest to us, in favor of greatly increasing one thing: the defense budget. And it's not difficult at all to figure out what he's up to, that is if your mind is not clogged with the very tool he uses: fear.

 And if you'r skeptical  that Trump[ (and all other politicians these days) got elected by harnessing your fears and riding them to the highest office in the land, I invite you to go back and revisit his (and every politician  running for high office) expressed reason for increasing the military budget.

Okay,  I'll save you the effort and tell you what he used & you'll know I'm right, but ONLY IF if you are not like most people  & in denial about your fears (terrorism, racism, sexism, homophobia, prejudice of all kinds, religious zealotry are only a few of the labels this fear i speak of goes by).

That's right, that's how Trump and all the other politicians get you to think the way they want you to think to to achieve  their goal, which is, WITHOUT exception, including Clinton: to make their masters (President Trump and others) richer.

Yes, people, we elected as president one of the bosses of our politicians.

As a dear friend pointed out before the election,' if we shouldn't elect Hillary Clinton because once in office, (like all politicians), she'll do the Devil's Bidding, voting for Donald Trump(instead) is voting for THE DEVIL HIMSELF!'

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

How Trump Trumped the Tramp

The run-up to and the 2016 presidential election  shows one of my theories of human behavior at work, the one with people walking around with open toilet-lid heads so anybody flying overhead that happens to relieve themselves of  the same flavor of excrement  that's in their skulls can dump at will, score a bullseye every time. But truth sensors on the lid cause it to snap shut whenever it senses anything flying overhead with a load of logic,truth, decency or intelligent compassion on board.

For the majority of voters (and me) Clinton represented the SOSDE (same old sh** different election) syndrome. It's a template humans have been using for generations immemorial  that seek dominion over the rest of us that is since elections took the place of robbing, torturing, raping and killing entire villages (for the most part in this country).

 And this time a slight variation of it worked for Trump but not for Clinton. 

Trump trumped Clinton by going back to a much more fundamental version of the same SOSDE  template he had figured out  by deducing what's in the heads of his target audience and gave them that. In other words, in terms of roads taken, He took the lowest road, one appealing to the lowest intellectual  common denominator while Clinton at least in appearance, aimed a bit higher, staying on a higher,  rhetorically anyway, road.

So what is the template they used? It's the same one they've all used since this country  finished the job of killing or  corralling Native Americans on tiny unfertile barren lands in The west and lynching African Americans sometime mid-last century. 

The template is the modern way  in crafting, maintaining or getting back into any power base, be it political, religious or any institution, workplace or whatever.  I call it the Hitler plan in salute to the man who used it so well along with the previous methods of dominion:

Step 1: tell the constituents how wonderful they are Step 2:  then give them a target or targets to vilify, anything other than the real culprits,which is  themselves (including the candidate), for the cause of all their problems. For Trumpies, it's  anyone not just like them and for Trampies it was the Trumpies, LOL.

So  Both Trump and Clinton used the same template to different effects. Trump disguised it enough so that the people who have woken up to the fact that all the politicians aren't in Washington to help anyone but themselves, didn' t recognize that his template for getting elected was also load of crap, just a much more dumb & meaner flavor from all the others. 

Sorry, maybe  I can ditch the crap metaphor & perhaps better illuminate my thoughts about what happened Tuesday.

 So here I go: Using a packaged gift metaphor: both candidates  wrapped the same old sh** (I'm SOO sorry! For some baffling reason I just cannot get away from "crap" being the perfect metaphor when thinking about this or any political campaign & election) wrapped in different color packaging for customers who's tastes only differ regarding the wrapping colors (plain white for Trump followers &multi color for Clinton's) 

Trump Trumped the Tramp (I'm only using the word tramp because it's  semi-clever word play)  by decorating his excrement (message) to smell like the excrement floating around in the heads of his supporters, while Clinton adapted her crap to smell like the excrement floating around in the heads of her more educated and diverse drones. Trump knew he had to dumb it down and slip in a heavy dose of hatefulness and she knew she had to have a sharper smelling load devoid of bigotry and hatred except when aimed at a very convenient target of course: Trump himself. But what does human nature do with an attack? Duh! they dig in and deny and defend the undefendable. So Clinton made two mistakes, one mathematical (the ones with her flavor of  crap in their heads were outnumbered by the ones with Trump's flavor in theirs) and the other, attacking Trump relentlessly and thereby  making him a political martyr to his supporters.


But there is more to it than that: She's a career politician and Trump is a billionaire. To his supporters, then, somehow, he's not just another typical politician running for office. Instead  he's an outsider, a true crusader out to make a difference.

But to me, once in the political arena using the same old tired ploys to get elected, if it walks like a duck & quacks like a duck, well then it's a go** da**** DUCK!

His supporters are missing one crucial fact (actually my opinion) when Clinton is in an office, PEOPLE LIKE TRUMP ARE HER BOSS. So Trump IS NOT the "outsider" he masterfully led his supporters to believe he is. He's actually  the apex predator in the Power Pyramid and we are the foundation of the pyramid that the likes of Clinton and Trump stand upon.  His disguise to fool them into thinking he isn't the establishment  boss man was simply his trash&hate talking gibberish that I've heard all my life out of the mouths of his future constituents. So Trump is a better mathematician and crafted  a message to resonate with the biggest majority of voters in America while Clinton tried to woo the rest, enough of which because, they are, as the liberal (another power base with Clinton's crap flavor in their heads) keep pointing out, more educated, didn't swallow some more of the same old crap anymore, thus the lower turnout for her of Black people and Hispanics than she was hoping for. 

None of the campaigns anywhere in the world are about "Change" or "HOPE" or Trump's "MEXICANS ARE  RAPISTS." 

Whatever packaging they choose for their "message" it's still just a load of crap like always. Nobody who is truthful can get the $ backing of the billionaires to run a competitive campaign. That's because the candidates who tell the truth come out and tell us "you're the problem and only 'you' and I collectively can fix the problems."

Voters just don't want to hear such crap as "you're responsible" for this situation. They want to hear that it's somebody else's fault. Clinton and Trump know that, so they tell us how wonderful we are, al la Hitler in Nazi Germany and then point the finger to scapegoats. 

Trump picked the easy ones, immigration, Mexicans, Muslims. But the truth is that ALL RELIGIONS SUCK because all have been the cause and the reason or excuse  for most of the violence and wars throughout the world for several millenia.

Elections are always about one thing: obtaining or consolidating POWER and the attendant prestige." 

So they are all liars and full of crap. And after winning they flip-flop (like Trump all ready has) make excuses about why they do nothing or vote for something wrong or don't vote and the gullible majkprotyu, it seams who still think the "aMERICAN DREAM is real and something that the system, is designed for and wants them to obtain, (ROFLMAO).  

I had to hold my nose to vote because I know what they are about and I'm trying to enlighten you.

So their tired of  the SOS DE & have wised up SOME but, of course, not to the point that they accept any responsibility for their problems, so disguised as Trump disguised it, it still works. It's just like the theory of the Primordial SOUP from which Life purportedly sprang. 

President Trump has risen from the Electoral Soup of hatred, greed, denial, and selfishness in all of us. All it took was for Trump with the balls to speak the hateful, racist, ethnocentric, sexist shit that's in our heads, all fear based, that  they latch onto it because Hillary's bullsh** did not coincide with their preconceived fears and prejudices like Trump's bullsh** did.