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Thursday, August 6, 2015

consensual mind control

MOST PEOPLE HAVE YOUR HEADS UP YOUR ARSES (FB). Explained: You let politicians, the media, organizations,peers, & celebrities think for you most of you being completely without introspection & cognitive discipline. as a result you routinely let Politicians, peers & various media shape your thoughts, ideas & opinions & manipulate your choices of everything by appealing to your biases fears & prejudices. & true to form, you're not even paying attention when they start by always telling you how wonderful you are, followed by pointing to something external usually another group of people (fear mongering) as being the source of your problems or something you should desire. So the real problem with the world IS YOU looking to others for reassurance that You're wonderful & what you should worry about rather than demanding accurate truthful information that you could use to form your VERY OWN (imagine that!) opinions & decisions instead of accepting them of others on FB, the Internet and TV. It's history repeated over & over in county after country. In fact It's exactly ******'s plot: first he told the Germans how wonderful they were, that they were the master race& then called for the imprisonment & extermination of other races & ethnic minorities as "The Final Solution."
But back to my first statement about arses: The Big Arse nearly all of you have your head up is the social media, FB, (Twitter, Pinterest and the rest) going "Hey look at me, what's trending, "follow this","like that," "You're wonderful just the way you are." "look at me daddy, look at what I'm doing" ,FOLLOWER FEST."
Just now

OMG IMVU censored H itle r and Probably would N az i too. Exactly what this post is about about, CONSENSUAL MIND CONTROL. I bet NOBODY reads this post or even cares because it doesn't have any "Likes" on FB

This was a draft and I am adding this final thought, that I have long held, before publishing it: try as I might to educate other grownups about their ignorant insistence that there are two sides to every issue and the other side are all evil liars with the truth that both sides are lying for the purposes of obtaining power through the control of  the thoughts of many like them, that the source of all power in all human endeavors is in membership, I can never get through to them while I watch them osmosis like absorb every bit of false, hateful, fear-mongering tripe spewed by their side and parroted as if it is their very own thoughts.

 I even have this vision of everyone walking around with a toilet lid on the top of their skulls there just for any control freak, including conspiracy mongers, race baiters, political hopefuls and commentators and pundits of all types to lift up, sit their arses down on and crap into their heads just about anything no matter how bizarre, improbable or contrary to actual fact, AS LONG AS IT HAPPENS TO CORRESPOND WITH  WITH THEIR DEARLY HELD personal "truths" AKA secret fears and prejudices, while I don't have a tinker's chance in hell of sitting my butt down on that seat and pooping one single word of truth into their bathroom plumbing fixture heads.

Their totally denied, deeply  buried  fears that spawn all sorts of unreasoned morally & intellectually bankrupt prejudiced feelings, beliefs & thoughts about everything from politics to race and sexual orientation all the while, if they are male, claiming "I ain't sceered 'o nuttin'" precludes even the possibility of absorbing anything resembling the truth, let alone going to the polls and changing the political landscape by casting  an informed, fearless vote for the truly worthy candidate (IF such an animal even exists & actually is running) who brings up very important topics instead of the myriad of distractions like the "ground 0 mosque" &  lame attacks and excuses to  bombing another middle east country for profit.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Some Levity

I'm currently actually a student of Islam, but this is funny and worth repeating.
Subject: BOOM
"Suicide Bombers to go on Strike"

Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike
on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to
in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to
produce an agreement. The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda
announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive
after his death will be cut by 25% this February, from 72 to only 60.
The rationale for the cut was the increase in recent years of the
number of suicide bombings and a subsequent shortage of virgins in the
afterlife.

The suicide bomber's union, the British Organization of Occupational
Martyrs (BOOM) responded with a statement that this was unacceptable
to its members and immediately balloted for strike action. General
Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, "Our members are literally
working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for
much in return, and to be treated like this is like a kick in the
teeth." Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands, in
which he currently resides, Al Qaeda chief executive Osama bin Laden
explained, "We sympathize with our workers concerns, but Al Qaeda is
simply not in a position to meet their demands.

They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a
competitive marketplace. "Thanks to Western depravity there is now a
chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It's a straight choice
between reducing expenditure and laying people off. don't like
cutting wages but I'd hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they
won't be able to blow themselves up." Spokespersons for the Union in
the north east of England, Ireland, Wales and the entire Australian
continent stated that the strike would not affect their operations, as
"there are no virgins in their areas anyway."

Apparently the drop in the number of suicide bombings has been put
down to the emergence of Scottish singing star Susan Boyle - now that
Muslims know what an actual virgin looks like they are not so keen on
going to paradise.