Etiquette : Having Men for Lunch

     Disclaimer: this blog post is about avatars on a internet social game called IMVU. For intelligent discourse, see "elsewhere." 

               Beautiful Brain Sucking Aliens Are Terrorizing IMVU!

         Have you ever noticed the "hey! My head it too small... No wait it's too big!" syndrome that female avatars have? I had the diseased. It is caused by the shoulders of the female avatar being way too wide, plus the curious feeding habit of certain alien creatures retrofitted to blend in with the gorgeous females of the human species. Also, if you look at the stock male avatar, his are just right for an average built, not-very-handsome man. But who cares about them, they have to buy their penises and attach them (AP only). Then when I decide it is time to feed and suck their brains out, they get a big smile on their face and want my phone number, whereas when I suck out the brains of a female, she falls over dead like she's supposed to. I still haven't processed that dichotomy in human behavior, but hey, when it's feeding time it's either one female for lunch or several guys, right! (oh, did I forgot to tell you that I'm a beautiful brain eating alien from a far-away galaxy? I started my club 69 Girlz to lure humans in for nourishment but so far I'm starving to death.) Anyway, the Big Head Syndrome is because they put a manly (more than the male) ass and shoulders on the stock female avatar, so in a bust shot, the head looks okay, but pulled back it looks too big. So then somebody resized the head again for the shoulders, but with camera pulled back it looks freakishly pinheaded. So I had a head with lipsticks made, called the Bobbi head, that's in between the "hey my head is too big...no wait it's too small" size and the "hey, somebody sucked my brains out and now I'm a pinhead" size. Actually, I really do best like eating male brains because they come with nifty built in skin-revitalizing facial cream that spontaneously erupts as the last bit of brains comes out that tiny hole in the top of their head.

Another conservative politician tries his hand at revising the historical record

On The Daily Show tonight, Sen. Rand Paul (R Kentucky) said that the Wall Street bankers who got 100s of millions in bonuses would not have gotten those bonuses had it not been for government intervention. Yeah right senator! Our newspapers and tv news media have only been full of news for the last 15 years about private corporate CEO's and other top execs getting big fat bonuses while their companies floundered or when bankrupt & their employees were forced to take pay cuts. If one follows the logic of Rand's particular brand of historical revisionism, the federal government force them to take those bonuses. Now if we are to believe the "Honorable" (what a laugh. what honor is there in being a politican engaging in a propaganda campaign for the benefit of himself and his political bosses?) Mr. Paul, the U.S. Government must have forced the companies of these executives to take their bonuses just like he said tonight that the government is the reason the Wall Street bankers who took our financial system to total collapse got theirs! All I got to say about Mr. Rand and his laughable attempts to revise history is: Kentucky voted him but now the rest of us have to deal with his lying bullshit

How to vote or how not to vote. This is the question

In the last election were you confuse about who to vote for? Were you trying to weigh what everybody had to say about the candidates before making your decisions? If so, that was your worst mistake. Below is my sound, experienced advice for potential voters whether you are affiliated with the Tea Party , Dems, Reps, independents, progressives (whatever because none apply to what I have to say). Rather than being for voters with a specific party affiliation, this advice is for anybody who is intelligent enough to understand the merit of what I am saying & has enough regard for others to want to cast a vote for the common good of all.

     Here is my advice: First and foremost: Don't listen to  anything  anybody has to say about any candidate. I say this because anything negative about any candidate is either coming from the opposition, whose job it is to make the candidate look bad or coming indirectly from them through your friends and colleagues with whom you discuss politics. Conversely, the same is true for anyone saying good things about the candidate! So don't listen to them either. Their job is to make the candidate look good and and they've influenced people who are trying to influence your decision at polling time.

     Instead, listen to the candidates & your own perception of the candidates as you weigh how they behave and speak. Listen to the candidates every chance you get & to determine if they are addressing the issues that are important. Are they actually talking about substantive issues in a meaningful way or are they just talking a lot about nothing & repeating vague platitudes about ephemeral things like "the American Way" & "justice for all." Are they continuously bashing their opponent or do they seem to be masters of doublespeak? Or are they talking about their  plans to do the job if elected & do the seem sincere& honest? If you tune out all the BS, all the lies, all the news media commentary and opinions and let the candidates speak for themselves, it becomes easy to differentiate between the charlatans who just want the power & prestige & the candidates who have an altruistic motivation for seeking the office. But to cast a vote for the common good, your mind can't be polluted by the self-centered, racism & greed & ethnocentric hatred that they throw at Obama like he is Hitler, a nigger, a socialist etc.They hiss "Muslim"  about him, trying to control your vote by playing on your irrational fears about those thing. So along with my advice not to listen to anyone but the candidate, I will say that this only works if you've cleared your mind of all the irrational fears mentioned above. Because if you still harbor them at poll time, you're either a puppet casting the votes your puppet masters want you to cast, or you 're a selfish, self-centered SOB who cares for no one but yourself (in other words, you're an average American).

     So, all you need to cast a good vote is to not be influenced by all the garbage spread about candidates & you need to quell your irrational fears so your choices can't be manipulated by others. The last thing is that you need only listen to the candidates themselves.  If you maintain an open mind and listen to only what the candidates say and nobody else, and look to them for speaking the truth & being, sincere & candid, I promise you that more often than not, you can reach a choice on your own that is yours and as good or better than anyone else's choice.  That's because, you know what? Most people let their minds get polluted by the enormous amount of pure horseshit that is thrown around in these campaigns due to two factors: their ignorance & their irrational fears that allow them to believe, for example that all Muslims are terrorists and Christianity is superior, being conveniently devoid of terrorism throughout it's entire history despite such events as the killings & bombing in the abortion industry by avowed Christians; the Oklahoma Courthouse Bombing by Timothy McVeigh; David Koresh and his cult; the years of Christian-on-Christian terrorism in Ireland, The Salem Witch Trials and the Spanish Inquisition to name just a few blemishes. 
     But if you've tuned out all the crap & have just listened to the candidates, come voting time, you're much more qualified than most people to cast a good vote. Don't listen to stuff about the candidate, listen to the candidate. Anybody saying things about the candidates cannot and should not be trusted because they either work for them or against them and are getting paid to either build the candidate up or tear him/her down.

      This advice is not comprehensive and will not guide you through an entire ballot of obscure offices and unknown candidates for positions you didn't know existed, but at the very least it will help you to make your own decision on a few races that are important to you.